heclosescases: Teresa Lisbon is the most fucking precious human being.
Friends just keep you away from TV– Doug Heffernan, The King of Queens (via paminsidadammen)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.– George Carlin (via photomgraphy)
SEASON 6 HERE WE COME
Carrie: Oh my God, I just told my father I hated him. I'm the worst daughter in the world.
Doug: Come on, it wasn't that bad.
Doug: I gotta level with you, it was the worst thing I've ever seen. And I once saw a guy chase his glass eye down a flight of subway stairs.
i-need-someone-to-save-me: When I started watching The Mentalist I thought it would be just a crime show, solving murders and stuff but IT’S A FUCKING EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER THAT ATE MY SOUL.
When someone says they've never seen Freaks and...